I may have given the entire station pink eye.

There is one cooler in the kitchen that stores all of the "freshies" (fresh foods like salad stuff, fruits, cheese, etc.).  Freshies only arrive every so often and so it is sort of a big deal when they do.  I went into this cooler to retrieve some items.....and may or may not have farted.  I fled the scene before anyone arrived so I can't be blamed for an inevitable pink eye pandemic.

I am so sorry.